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Cal and Jerry

To reference White Castle, probing, or motorboating, in the back of a cab
Taylor really gave us a strong dose of Cal and Jerry last Thursday.
by Arthur Jay October 1, 2007
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skin your beef jerky

1. shut up

This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.
guy: Buy high sell low.

girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.
by Boo Sadley February 23, 2021
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Ranch with a side of beef jerky

When a girl is starving for cum and dick and eats both
Damn I really want ranch with a side of beef jerky
by Tom 123422 May 7, 2020
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Jerry Falwell

Prominant Public face of the "Religious Right".

Jerry Falwell started the famous, "Moral Majority" which helped establish christianity as a political lobying group and helped get Regan, both Bushes, and many other politicians elected.

Founded Liberty University, the largest Christian University in the USA. Basically runns Lynchburg Virginia.

Jerry Falwells face frequents Crossfire, and Donehue as well as many other mediums such as Fox News, Daystar, and The Old time Gospel Hour. He's known all
around as the most outspoken and "on the wing" conservatives in America.

As only Christian on Television who is willing to say what nobody else has the gutts to, he getts alot of flack for saying alot of bold statements such as, "Mohamid was a Terrorist", and "911 happened becasue of the evils of America like sex on TV, abortion, and Homosexuality."

The terrorists bombed us because our society offends their sense of morality and it probably offends God too. Not because Jerry Falwell says you're going to Hell. And if you have a problem with him saying that, Either ignore it, because its not true, or if it is true, do something about it and turn to Jesus and stop your complaining. Like Jerry Falwell says, "None of you have to go to hell unless you put yourself there. Jesus is knocking on the door of your life. Won't you let him in?"
"The Decline of the male role in society can be narrowed down to two things. Sex on TV, and Internet Porn."

~Jerry Falwell
by Thomual October 8, 2005
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Jerry

any type of FECAL excreta that is expelled from your body; feces
After a Big Sunday breakfast, that jerry was exactly what I needed!;
jERRY HAPPENS
by Anthony Balavage October 8, 2008
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jerkymon

Jay played jerkymon all day
by Astartes889 June 11, 2006
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Jerry

That weeaboo Jerry is back
by ButterBisket September 5, 2016
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