Japanese

A ridiculously hard-to-learn language that is almost impossible to speak fluently without being a native speaker.

"I'm learning some Japanese right now!"
"Why is Japanese so hard to learn??"
"I like watching anime mainly because it has Japanese in it!"

by TheWeirdTomiokaSimp August 15, 2022

Japanese Eiffel Tower

Similar to a standard Eiffel Tower, a threescore, but with two women. One wears a strap-on. The guy, and strap-on wearing lady, spit roast the other other lady and perform a double high five.

So I found this strap-on, anyone fancy a Japanese Eiffel Tower

by Simstx August 29, 2022

Japanese Flag

The lower digestive tract phenomenon resulting from the previous night's consumption of ultra-spicy food, usually curry or extra-hot Mexican burritos.

Did you have the korma last night, mate? I shouldn't have had the vindaloo; it gave a me the proper Japanese Flag.

by Azenath69 September 6, 2022

Jamaled

Jamaled (past tense) and Jamal (present tense ) is a verb used as an online meme on the Internet, similar to the Rick Roll meme. It depicts a photo of a smiling black man without a nose, supposedly named "Jamal" with the text "You have been Jamaled, Jamal someone else or you will get bad luck for 5 years." This is a joke used to trick young children on Twitter to share it to their friends. This joke was possibly created by a racist white person.

Guy: scrolls on Twitter
Guy: clicks on a Tweet
Guy: *gets Jamaled*
Guy: I hate getting Jamaled just as much as I get Rick Rolled!

by dictionarist_mk5 December 2, 2022

Jamantha

A word used to describe pirates with blonde hair in the mediocre student film franchise: The Tale of Iris And Flavia

Love your hair girly pop its giving Jamantha.

by zainthepainthebraintheinsane December 2, 2022

Jamone

A cigarette, smoke, dart, or a fag

Goons and I snuck out of last period, went to the coffee shop and had a bunch of Jamone's with our pals.

Ace had his first Jamone in grade 8.

Monika and Jamie came over with a pack of Jamone's because they smoked all of them last night.

Where's Griff? Jamoning out back!

Back in high school I could not afford a carton of Jamones.

by KingGriff December 8, 2022

Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.

The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'

by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023