Michael Jackson

The one and only king of pop. A humble humanitarian who brought love, joy, and kindness to the world when it wasn't given to him. A legend and a true icon of the music industry

Girl: I'm gonna go listen to Michael Jackson's music, OMG I love him
Boy: Who's MJ?

Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock

by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021

jackson cobb

Sexiest man alive!

PlAIN SEXY.

"You see Jackson Cobb he is such a thicc boi"

by LOLR3KTXDRARW November 29, 2017

Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 24, 2022

Jackson Groove

The Jackson Groove is a feeling where you feel unstoppable. It is named after Michael Jackson.

Josh: How are you feeling today?
Lucas: I’ve got the Jackson Groove!

by MrMoshyB December 19, 2020

Genital Jackson

Chasing a bourbon with a margarita

The bourbon was too strong with me; I had to go full genital Jackson.

by Michelso July 15, 2021

proper jackson

really good, excellent, top notch, top banana, awesome

If someone was to give you a really nice gift, or you were given the day off work, or you received some good news, or you heard a really good song you'd say "that's proper jackson!"

by Ben Summers September 1, 2008

jackson story

a random story which has no point or moral behind it. Often times ends abruptly with no warning.

Lauren tells Mike and John this story "this one time i was at a wedding and my uncle gave me some rum and coke and then later that night he was next to my parents and looked at me and said, how do you like that rum and coke?"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"

by John Letts January 22, 2008