Mud Pucker

When you shart and rub your butt cheeks together like spreading lipstick.

“Man, after Taco Bell I pulled a really wet mud pucker.”

by Gamin2001 May 18, 2020

Shit in the mud

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything.

Edison is such a shit in the mud.

by K.L.A October 30, 2020

Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy or likes to ride in order to get muddy

Get off that atv you mud lizard

by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020

Mud-Suprise

A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat

OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"

by An obivious cuck April 9, 2017

Mud Licker

When you shit on a girls tits during intercourse and you lick it all off.

My dad is a huge mud licker

by Mud licker April 19, 2017

Mud Grapes

Grapes that grow in soil, mainly in central Europe where the soil is fertile enough for grapes to prosper.

I'm going to the supermarket for mud grapes for my juicer.

by Turban_Pictionary May 3, 2017

Mud Monkey

Slur for humans by jackass non-humans in the media (usually sci-fi)

Castiel: The decision's been made.
Uriel: *laughs* By a mud monkey.
Castiel: You shouldn't call them that.
Uriel: Ah, it’s what they are, savages, just plumbing on two legs.

by DarthKieduss October 23, 2017