Cavernous Caves

A bunch of fucking condos in a cave, that's it. Built in early 2022 by WyldCat415, QUE3RCAT, and FarkTheAlien. You can live there rent-free if you don't pay rent!
"Hello, are you a human being?"
"Yes, wh-"
"THEN CAVERNOUS CAVES IS THE PLACE FOR YOU"
by Yetch_ January 19, 2022
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Jack cave

Spends too long on rocket league he kicks my ass, apart from that nice guy.
Fuck sake jack cave beat me at rocket league again!!!!!!!!
by DangerousNonce6 July 07, 2021
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pink wizard’s cave

A cave where the wizard of female anatomy lives.
It’s wet and sticky in the pink wizard’s cave
by Hunter duckett February 20, 2019
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Thai Cave rescue

When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you don’t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.
Ohh crap, I better preform a Thai cave rescue on your vagina.
by Sicem bears August 05, 2020
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the coochina cave

a specific nest or den built in ones closet out of pillows and blankets used specifally to penatrate or insert a dildo or penis into one or more holes such as, one of two openings in the coochina, or another hole in which the penatration material is wetted to the point of no return the dildo or penis will not emerge from the coochina for 500 years. the coochina bearring human will scream in both agony and everlasting pleasure. under the right circumstances, the dog will enter the cave and create a powerful and shrill burst of noise that will send 42.57 humans into a state of inteanse arousal. they will make their way towards the coochina cave to partake in a massive orgy.
"oh did u here about the time me and my gramma shook the earth from our coochina cave? it was great!"

"oh whats the coochina cave?"

"its a nest where we penatrate in the closet"1

"really? maybe me and u can rebuild that cave and have some fun tonight!"

"nahh, id love to hun, but there's a lot of paperwork u have to fill out before we can hipnotize all those people. plus u dont want me inside u for five hundred years."
by maxorcist May 25, 2025
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Cave Paintings

the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.
"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"
by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011
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pastarmi cave

Euphemism for a large, well used vagina.
Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.

Wallace: Or you have a small cock.
by Pastrami Salami April 21, 2011
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