the human oralpede

Like The Human Centipede, but all members are performing oral sex on the person in front of them.

Girl 1: Should I join that sorority?

Girl 2: That one?! I heard they do The Human Oralpede as initiation.

Girl 1: Really?! There’s no way I’m going there now!

by CyanEnderz January 19, 2018

Human deodorant

When someone usually a jock/bully or anyone that can overpower someone makes someone else lick thier armpits in place of deodorant.

At school I begged the bully not to give me a swirly. He said why and I said that I have an armpit fetish. He said that he would make me his human deodorant and tell the football team. Now I lick the sweat from their armpits forever.

by A knowing person July 25, 2021

Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.

Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.

by balltickler69 February 7, 2023

Human Hamburger

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.

Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.

by Shogun__ August 27, 2023

human hunting

the more manly version of man hunt commonly played with a shot gun

hey man lets go human hunting

only if i hunt first

by Brett roberts 13 April 25, 2009

Human flypaper

(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.

Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.

by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020

domisticated human

domisticated human is a anthony that acts like a chicken.

me-hi domisticated human that likes his butt.

by shadowwhy1 December 3, 2018