Driving a coworker home

When you are out at night with a coworker of the opposite sex & end up driving them home & somehow magically wake up in their bed the next morning.
Dan ended his night last night by driving a coworker home. He drove Sarah home from the bar last night. I went to pick up Dan this morning to play golf & he wasn't at his apt. Instead, he was at Sarah's from the night before and she was making him pancakes.
by Jeramiah Johnson September 13, 2010
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cone of home depot

The conically shaped area on a weather map that simultaneously predicts where a hurricane will make landfall and which Home Depot locations will make record profits
"Dem jews dat run Home Depot were profiteers of the fear of african Americans! The black man must fear the cone of home depot!" - Spike Lee
by nubie plz August 19, 2008
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Home Field Advantage

Buddy #1 : Take me home I gotta take a deuce.

Buddy #2 : Dude just take shit at my house.

Buddy #1 : Come on bro, You know I need the home field advantage.
by the rude linguist April 01, 2010
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Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.
Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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let's go home

that shitty last thing you say to your friend as they bleed to death in a burning building.
by BukkakeButler April 05, 2016
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Drive Home Alone

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.
"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019
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Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet home Alabama means loving to fuck your family, as an example of these people: Javier scalleta
Sweet home Alabama can be used when you tell someone they love fucking their family
by Imega June 25, 2019
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