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Hawkings

(noun)People who seemingly cannot function without the aid of a computer and as a result clog up social sites with useless spam-like content. This content often refers to farms, fishbowls, mob wars etc. The word is derived from Stephen Hawkings the quantum theorist regarded by many to be the smartest person in the world. However the reference is to fact that he relied on his computer to communicate due to a debilitating illness.
"I haven't been on facebook in a while because I have a couple of Hawkings filling the thing with a bunch of farmville wars crap"
by Ricky Kash March 14, 2010
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Hawkinsville

Hawkinsville is a small town in Georgia. Which a bunch of people call talkinsville. There is not really any true people there .
Sally: How is Hawkinsville?

Derek: Not a thing to do here
by siberianlover January 21, 2011
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snow-hawk

A mo-hawk that is white.
Check out the snow-hawk on that guy!
by MikeHawire May 2, 2005
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Hawkeye

A inbred bunch of sister fuckers that think a great season is 9-3 or 8-4
I can’t wait to marry my sister and go to a Hawkeye game
by Steve348 November 29, 2019
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Grease Hawk

A grease hawk is a mohawk that use hair gease from unwashed hair in stead of gel or hair wax. These grease hawks are usually found on those who have no jobs and are bumming around town, making mischief.
"Hey Bo, when was the last time you washed your hair?"
"Like 4 days ago, why?"
"Because you could make a grease hawk out of your unwashed hair."
by The Mate of State September 25, 2006
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Stephen Hawkins

A genius, the best in his or her field.

Named after the famous wheelchair bound scientist.
David knew his research into the anatomy of atomic structure would make him a real Stephan Hawkins
by black flag June 2, 2004
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fro-hawk

A fro-hawk is a Mohawk but without the typical shaved head. Although it looks like a mohawk there is still hair present on your head.
Dude 1:hey dude, look at that kids mohawk!
Dude 2:nah, dude wtf are you talking about thats a fro-hawk he still has hair on the of his head.
Dude 1:OoOoOoOo
by Deftik August 21, 2007
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