Flicker Goon 

Flicker gooning is the mental state of gooning where nothing matters but gooning, your life's purpose turns into gooning, you lose all emotion but goon, You are Goon.

I was Flicker Gooning on top of a pregnant black lady while pouring chloroform in her ear.

Flicker Goon by LapisWumpua May 28, 2024

DOOM GOON 

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.

DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.

DOOM GOON by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024

Flicker goon 

The act of inserting an object (similar to a DS stylus) into one's urethra while master baring.

"I can goon for 8 hours"
"I can flicker goon for 7 seconds"

Flicker goon by Goon in 60 seconds June 1, 2024

flicker goon 

When you goon so fast that it looks like your dick is flickering in and out of existence

Dude I just flicker gooned for seven seconds straight

flicker goon by John McFakename June 3, 2024

Never Goon 

The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.

Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences

Never Goon by Dont let me catch you at 4am June 6, 2024

Crusty Goon 

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.

My room was such a crusty goon this morning.

Crusty Goon by J0LLY July 1, 2024

Emergency goon kit 

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

Emergency goon kit by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024