girlfriend

A socialy accepted prostitute. A man cannot get one unless he has money or an incredibly large penis.

Guy1:Damn! I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend who is black.
Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine bitch.
Guy1: But I bought her a diamond necklace with my life savings. I gave her everything!
Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than a girlfriend and there are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.

by A man's man August 8, 2006

pseudo girlfriend

A girl who you enjoy fucking, but are not seriously dating.

My pseudo girlfriend has banging tits, but sometimes listening to her talk is tasking.

by P0rnMonk October 30, 2007

Daniel's Girlfriend

The Daniel is of Italian-Barbaric decent. This creature has demonstrated to be typically attracted to females of usually the same species whom range between 200lbs to >9000lbs of body weight. The Daniel preys on other mammals typically twice its own size in surface area and has shown to be uninterested in any female that does not match up to his mating standards.

Oh shit! The Daniel's Girlfriend is walking by, everyone brace for an earthquake!
fat bitches

by Nac.I.Xem June 17, 2009

ex girlfriend

see x box

see above

by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004

Wing-Girlfriend

Platonic friend of the female sex, accompanies her 'boy'friend out with the sole intention of helping him have sex with another woman. In the event of extreme intoxication or emergency the 'wing' title can be removed for a period no longer than one hour.

I was out all night with my wing-girlfriend and did not meet anyone. So we just went home together.

by BDiddy0420 April 15, 2011

Ex-Girlfriend

A self absorbed, selfish wondercunt whose sole purpose in life is to now ensure you don't have any future relationship with your kids whilst maintaining absolute self assuredness that you were the reason for her downfall and that you should burn in the depths of hell, but in most instances should still be 'helping' her out when required.

It's been 12 months and I'm still receiving your post and CCJ's for your fcuked up business linked to our house... your my ex-girlfriend sort your shit out bitch!!!

by Dadmisseshisons2708 September 3, 2018

willy's girlfriend

The girlfriend of willy.

Also see fugly

That man-beast has to be willy's girlfriend!

by Lead_Ballz October 1, 2004