Front flossing

When a woman’s underwear, specifically a thong, is pulled up in the front to cut between her labia majora.

Her hot pink thong was pulled up so far she was front flossing

by f00d_s1ut May 11, 2024

Front hole

The open orifice containing a wet, slithery, movable organ used to make repugnant sounds, located in the face of a right-wing, usually racist, loud-mouth when it’s in use to spew bigoted, hateful rhetoric, often for personal gain (grifting) or to advance a repellent worldview that’s rejected by anyone with a halfway decent soul.

Commentator Tomi Lahren used her front hole again on Twitter to accuse all illegal immigrants of raping innocent American teen girls.

by GOP Jesus June 20, 2024

Front

The cover.

Don't you fuckin' get it. It means the fuckin cover. Like the front of the book dipshit.

by ThePhelper May 8, 2019

Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

Front rear tar

A tar on the front rear of a car

That guy Delmas has a degree in front rear tars.

He won the Lomtardy trophy for his front rear tar

by Dumbass Mears August 8, 2009

Front wiper

A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.

“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”

by Tigerred July 7, 2020

tired lace front

a lace front that is worn out or has been used too much.

girl1: did you see her lace front?
girl2: yes bitch, that’s a tired lace front right there girl

by deaconess of mt zion church October 23, 2022