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Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
mugGet the Feral Front-Seatermug.

the grass in you front lawn

The vigina hairs of a woman
Also a way to make fun of slutty Mexicans
the grass in you front lawn is so nice

Jesus you spend more time mowing her lawn than all your jobs combined
by Jabae24 December 6, 2016
mugGet the the grass in you front lawnmug.

Front cup for 2 FuckNigga

When a nigga hits the front cup for 2 in beerpong
Yo bro you won’t hit the front cup

Front cup for 2 fucknigga
Dammmm
by Hellofucknigga September 24, 2023
mugGet the Front cup for 2 FuckNiggamug.

Classy as the front door

A work/kid friendly way to sayclassy as fuck”. A play on “shut the front door
“Dang, look at this spread. Your kid’s party is classy as the front door
by Keasterbunny July 8, 2025
mugGet the Classy as the front doormug.

Front butt

Is referring to a male or female who has a sagging stomach that hangs down over their private parts. AKA a gunt or FUPA (fat upper pussy area)
If that fat bitch says another word kick her in her front butt.
by Dirty DP November 5, 2017
mugGet the Front buttmug.

front ass

when an ass is so big you can see it from the front
dude sheila is so hot she has front ass
by IBLAZEBUGLES October 26, 2017
mugGet the front assmug.

Bay front Bridge

by Taenun June 20, 2022
mugGet the Bay front Bridgemug.

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