friday

the day that comes after thursday.

YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY, TODAY IT IS FRIDAY." ... "TOMORROW IT IS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY IS AFTER...WARDS.

by reb black April 4, 2011

Friday Night Funkin

A game where you fuckin' smack your fingers on the keybinds, while playing as a midget, battling a demon, then a pumpkin and skeleton, then a lemon demon, a short dude with a gun, THEN A FUCKING DEMON WHO'S A MILF/SUCCUBUS, THEN THE MILF SITTING IN THE FATHER'S LAP WITH A GUN POINTED AT SANTA, THENNNNNN THE LEMON DEMON IS BACK WITH ANTLERS ON HIS HEAD, THEENNNNNNNNN A FRICKIN YANDERE SIMULATOR LOOKING MTF BUT PIXELATED, THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AN IMMATURE DRILL SEARGENT?! OH MAH GODDDDDDDD

I WANT TO FUCKIN PLAY FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN YOU MOTHERFUCKER! LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME!!!

by TylerOfChaosYT February 24, 2022

Queen of the Friday night Fish Fry

A typical Wisconsin woman (usually fat, ugly, ignorant, and dressed in a tent like outfit).

That queen of the Friday night fish fry needs to get out and see how the rest of the world lives.

by Greg and kim April 30, 2006

Fridays

A slang term used to describe men and women of white/caucasian decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "cracker," "the man," "uptight," "white devil," and "pizza." The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and some Monday friends. The reason 'Friday' became the slur mostly stems from the first historical account (on Friday, June 18, 1790) of a slave master "cracking his whip" on a slave who stopped picking cotton on a Virginia plantation. The slaves called him a "cracker." This historical account was then tied into the widely accepted fact that the first baked cracker came about on Friday, March 13, 1801 when Massachusetts baker, Josiah Bent, burnt a batch of biscuits in his oven. Later on, Bent sold his enterprise to the company we now know as Nabisco on Friday, Sept. 23, 1898. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.

Billy: I love Fridays!

Tyree: Shut up you uptight, cracker-ass, white devil Friday!!

Wong: Yeah..stupid Friday!

Habib: root dee doot doot! Thank you come again...Friday-ass honkey!

Altogether: Lets get some pizza!

by RedNeckZilla October 7, 2008

Friday

According to the lyrical genius, it is the day after Thursday, before Saturday, in which Sunday comes afterwards.

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

by Taterfrickintot April 2, 2011

Friday night funkin

horrible game that a lot of people don't like

Jimmy: I like Friday night funkin
Their dad: I am disowning you

by WTTTF July 20, 2021

Friday

The space time continuum dictates that it is the start of a temporary 2 day hiatus of school and teacher authority over students, being that is the 6th day of the week, the 5th work day of the week, following Thursday.

This Friday we will all be free from the oppressive environment known simply as school.

by Mr. Br May 13, 2010