wearing a hoodie in florida 

Almost completely certain to get you shanked.

Similar to: Suicide

Oi! Why are you wearing a hoodie in Florida?

wearing a hoodie in florida by TheBestBird April 8, 2016

shady groove florida 

Shady groove florida a small town in the middle of nowhere the only store in shady groove is a gas station. Everyone there is inbred and and has relations with their dog. Smokless tobacco is big in shadygrove wotch means everyone and their cousin dose not have a lower jaw.

Hey wana get some gas in shady groove florida What in the world is that

shady groove florida by Jonathan marhsal December 19, 2016

faster than a Florida tail wind 

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

faster than a Florida tail wind by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

To Act Florida

Behave like a despicable nimrod.

After his vasectomy, I kinda expected him to act Florida for a while.

To Act Florida by blitzchap August 6, 2020

Fort likkertail florida

Nickname for fort lauderdale florida so named because of the spring breakers and partiers .

Father to son: son where are you going to go for spring break? Son: I think I'll take a stay cay and plant ☘️ indigenous trees in the green space near the community college. Father: back in my day we'd go down to. Fort likkertail florida for sun sex booze and drugs. Son: times change Dad.

Fort likkertail florida by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021

Chris from south florida 

Chris is a man from south florida who sends in lots of clips of car crashes to the idiots in cars youtube channel

Person 1: Yo you watch idiots in cars
Person 2: Yeah do you like chris from south florida

Chris from south florida by UHhUhUHuHuhuhuhUHUHhUH June 7, 2022

things to do in Florida 

1. Leave
2. Why are you still reading?
3. Just fucking leave

Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro

things to do in Florida by Telling the hard truth dummy June 17, 2022