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Flaming Bulldozer

This is when two members of a party (Could be Male + Male, or Male + Female) get a bottle of rubbing alcohol, the one member proceeds to dab some on a cloth,and rub the cloth around the rim of the others asshole.
Then the receiver pans out with his (Or her) ass in the hair, while the other is positioned in a harness attached to a crane and is lifted approx 30 feet in the air, and is dropped at the sound of a horn.
On the way down, the falling member tries desperately to light his penis on fire, and if successful, catches the asshole of the other member on fire, then the objective is to put out the fire by humping, before serious injuries occur.
Ridge: Hey bro, me and my bitch are getting bored with our sex life, any ideas?

Nick: Nigga, you ever tried the flaming bulldozer?
by Etarc January 12, 2012
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faking smart

A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.
I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor
by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015
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Flaming heterosexual

Flaming heterosexual: 1. a person who communicates their preference for heterosexual sex often. 2. a person who tries to fulfill stereotypes of their sex's gender. 3. toxic masculinity 4. a homosexual trying to convince himself how straight he is through machismo 5. a violent, bigoted, right wing, veteran, rapey, dude with a beard.
The bearded fat guy at the union meeting talked about football all evening but when he said his dream was to open a automotive repair shop I told him to just stop being such a flaming heterosexual and sit somewhere else.
by справжнє May 31, 2019
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Flacking

An older woman getting with a youger man/teenage boy around 10 or more years younger than her and makeing him her "ToyBoy". Commonly frowned upon especially by teenage girls who would rather the guy be with someone his own age and not with a cougar.

Made famous by the UK Xtra factor host Caroline Flack (32) getting close and personal with Harry Styles(17) member of the British/Irish boyband One Direction.
Girl 1: "OMG! Did you here about that senior boy haveing an affair with that 33yr old?!

Girl 2: "Are you serious?! No! Eww thats soo bad! And to think I had a massive crush on him before."

Girl 1:"IKR! I wish that stupid cougar would Eff off, stop Flacking and get with someone her own age! ugh."
by OhSNAPlawl December 18, 2011
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Flaming Purple Cheese Dreidle

A gay sex position where 3 men cover their bodies in nacho cheese and one sets their hindquarters on fire. To initiate in th Flaming Purple Cheese Dreidle one man does another in the anus, but only after he's used gasoline to set it on fire. Finally a third man spins around with his hands at a 90 degree angle saying, "Dreidle, Dreidle, Dreidle!!!"
Dude Fabio smells soooo bad...I think he did the Flaming Purple Cheese Dreidle last night....lol
by Sexyback69 December 12, 2008
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Flamingo

A funny roblox you tuber with currently 2,012,559 subscribers (normally making fun of it) he sometimes does collabs with jayingee he's very odd and unique with a high pitched voice, and he has very big muscles.His original channel was albertsstuff which he never uploads on anymore.
ACCEPT IT PLEASE URBAN DICTIONARY THE FLAMINGO FANS NEED THIS!
by Weirdgamergirl October 7, 2018
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Falking

Falking is a term used to refer to unknown and persistant stalking by individuals on Facebook.
Gill: "hey I went on a date with that girl I met on eHarmony
John: "Isn't that the hot girl that you friended last week on Facebook?"

Gill: "sort of. We're not friends, I'm was Falking her before our date . She gave me her email address and I used Gmail to get her last name. I had to track her down, to make sure she was cool before the date"
John: "so, how was the date?"
Gill: Ah . . .not so good, I'll just keep "Falking" her until she updates her security on Facebook, her pics are pretty hot.
by superkustom January 18, 2011
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