pork farmer

A pork farmer is a person who grows pork and keeps it on their body. Possibly in preparation for harvest. Although the reason for so much fat growth is not defined here.

The reason the term is 'pork farmer' and not some other meat word (such as 'beef farmer') is because 'pork' relates to porky which can be as defined in the urban dictionary but is also related to 'porky the pig' who is a fat cartoon pig with enough human mannerisms to make him like a small fat human. Human flesh is also said to taste like pork so 'pork' is the most appropriate meat word for this term.

To recognise a 'pork farmer' is easy. You will find that this term is easily integrated into your vocabulary.

ahh, haa, look at that 'pork farmer' - do a dance for us fat boy...

by Professor of new English June 30, 2005

dirt farmer

from the dirt as in he is a dirt farmer.

That dirt farmer sure surfed good today.

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

sloppy joe and the dirt farmers

a good band come see them

sloppy joe and the dirt farmers are playing tonight

by Willi Lempert November 11, 2003

Faggermantastic

An insult to a faggot intended to sound like a complement to the faggot used by a Non-Faggot.

Faggot: cock is good.

Non-Faggot: That's Faggermantastic!

by mruss2 January 5, 2011

Log Farmer

Common term used for both straight and homosexuals. Most commonly referenced as someone who enjoys anal intercourse but on the giving end.

Did you hear that the young man down the street is a log farmer?

You don't say?! I'd like him to harvest my logs sometime!

by Dr. CAndy Awsomefaces! August 16, 2008

Gag fagger

A drunk dude with girl problems he wants solved with the help of the Internet.

A: NEW THRAED
aprilsia horrirble kissser guys waht amigoing ot do
waagggghhh

B: Dude, don't be a gag fagger.

by trucks April 11, 2009

farmers tan

a mix of honey mustard and ranch dressing.

eddy has been gay so we gonna spred this farmers tan sauce on his chair.

by gibby12 April 24, 2008