by idmoment September 11, 2009
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Person 2: Yea, and so does my mom
Person 1: how old is she?
Person 2: 49.
Person 2: Yea, and so does my mom
Person 1: how old is she?
Person 2: 49.
by kiki kay November 10, 2009
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In the absence of good porn, logging on to facebook and masturbating to pictures of your more attractive "friends". Has proven to be more popular than porn for those lacking morals.
Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.
Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.
"Dave is appearing offline because he doesn't want you to interrupt his Facebook Quickie"
"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"
"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"
by noraadivad November 12, 2009
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most old people and moms have them and write cheesy comments to eachother. it is also for the kids who arent allowed to have myspace pages. probably to best way to stalk someone is on facebook.
most old people and moms have them and write cheesy comments to eachother. it is also for the kids who arent allowed to have myspace pages. probably to best way to stalk someone is on facebook.
"ohh jenny add me on myspace!"
"sorry, im 15 years old and my mom thinks its unsafe, you can be my friend on facebook, ill write embarrasing things all over your wall before you check and everyone sees it"
"ahh fuck you im gonna hook up with some more fun myspace whores!"
"sorry, im 15 years old and my mom thinks its unsafe, you can be my friend on facebook, ill write embarrasing things all over your wall before you check and everyone sees it"
"ahh fuck you im gonna hook up with some more fun myspace whores!"
by uncle bettie sue April 11, 2010
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Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!
Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...
Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...
by bigmissy April 16, 2010
Get the facebook fantasizing mug.People select the most attractive pictures of themselves and post them on social networking sites as their profile pictures and in online photo albums.
These select photos are ones that enhance or inflate attractiveness of that person. In real life, that person isn't as attractive as their photos make them to be and they're pretty ordinary looking.
These select photos are ones that enhance or inflate attractiveness of that person. In real life, that person isn't as attractive as their photos make them to be and they're pretty ordinary looking.
by ~Pussycat April 25, 2010
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