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Evan

Evan cares about other people more then he cares about himself he is smart,hot af,and caring. He loves to play sports and he is really good at pretty much every sport . He won’t brake a promise and will respect you .
Evan just made me really happy and made my whole day better.
by That background girl September 17, 2018
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stupid, pathetic ,annoying ,piece of trash, never trust him. always gets dropped and is nothing. he's useless. Keith doesn't love him
EVAN THE PERSON SO PATHETIC KEITH HATES
by HVDGJKBFT September 28, 2018
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Evan

A tall smart boy who is a total angel. He's tall and has tan-ish skin with brown hair. He has about 30 girls chasing him and doesn't realize that he has a lot going for him. He is popular and is very smart. He does math about 2 grades above him and the same for every other subject. He's a super hottie and all the girls melt when they see him.
Man, That Evan Has Everything Every Girl Wants!

Sorry, but he's mine.
Wait, really?

Yep lost your chance my friend.
Congrats.

I still can't believe Evan's mine!
by dump.trump May 30, 2018
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1). A child like man who resembles a salamander and has very large man tits.
Man he looks like a real Evan.
by The dog of truth May 30, 2018
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evan gramcracker

Friend: Do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)
by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018
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Evan Gramcracker

Friend: do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)
by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018
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Evan burns

HOTTEST BOI EVS, HES CUTE
by DiamondDiamondGirl June 1, 2018
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