Epic Turd

A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.

Guy1 Dude, That's one Epic Turd!

Guy2 I know! It hurt like hell and I think it blew out my rectum!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015

Epic Gamer

Someone who is obsessed with the phrase 'Fortnite bad, Minecraft good!!' Probably a virgin

Epic gamer: Fortnite bad Minecraft good!!
Everyone: Shut up please

by YeBoiJeck October 15, 2019

nole enticott

bethanys bestest friend ever.
she is in love with this boyy.
and he will be the best father ever. (:

the boy with the cookie monster tee - eg nole enticott

by beffy.. October 9, 2008

epicfailure

an expression used to identify failure of the epic kind

Astronaut: "Sir, the pants have landed."
Sir: "OMFG THIS IS EPICFAILURE."

by Pierce The Mighty December 17, 2007

epic fail

a fail so big, it's almost a win.

"dude that was such an epic fail you deserve an award"

by heylol September 21, 2011

Epic

Shadow of the Colossus

'Oh my God this game is epic!'

by mbagely1 October 25, 2011

empticiymabmpuuicoyd

What you say when your cat sticks its claws in your face

I got empticiymabmpuuicoyd by my cat last night

by HIGH PREIST OF SHRONK May 24, 2019