by Unicorn Jones August 8, 2010
Get the body english mug.1. A hilarious dialect of English spoken principally by native Slovak speakers. It differs from standard English by the omission of mandatory articles, the addition of superfluous articles, and broad idiomatic dysfunction.
Carter: She's hot. What did you guys talk about?
Conor: The whole conversation was in Englishlovakian.
Carter: Did you shag her?
Conor: Totally.
Conor: The whole conversation was in Englishlovakian.
Carter: Did you shag her?
Conor: Totally.
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bastardized english is a type of speech used by people who do poor imitations of Aussies. They take any word that has an "ite" or "ike" and make it sound Australian, and are left with a shitty sounding gay word. Only Daryn Jones from the TV show Buzz can do it and sound funny.
Right=Roight-gay,overused
Strike=Stroike-only funny when Daryn says it
Vagina=Vagoina-from the film BASEketball so its funny
Quite=Quoite-just not cool
Night=Noight-also quite gay
Bike=Boike-kind of interestingly homosexual
Strike=Stroike-only funny when Daryn says it
Vagina=Vagoina-from the film BASEketball so its funny
Quite=Quoite-just not cool
Night=Noight-also quite gay
Bike=Boike-kind of interestingly homosexual
by Ninjalo March 24, 2004
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Get the john oliver's english dictionary mug.1. A race of people despised by more than half the world. They are inferior to all the countries they tried to colonise, such as Ireland, America, India, Africa and more. They do not excel at anything, especially war.
2. A language forced on many countries which is now being maimed and transformed. Maybe that will teach the pricks not to force it on other cultures.
2. A language forced on many countries which is now being maimed and transformed. Maybe that will teach the pricks not to force it on other cultures.
by Towellie May 28, 2008
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I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
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