emperor covidius

Another name for an orange jester , who doesn’t care about the 100,000+ US citizens who have died as a result of the 2020 Covid-19 epidemic but instead golfs and worries about his poll numbers

Emperor Covidius decrees all shall kneel before his might , or he shall smite thee with his “huge” baby hands!!!

by Sharkman265 May 28, 2020

EmpLemon

The one true emperor. Always on the downwards spiral of entropy. He also likes gren sampsans

EmpLemon be like:
MEME

by whatismyname182 September 15, 2021

Crippling Empathy

I psychological condition where a person's empathy overrides their critical judgment. The most severe strains of this disease are seen in radical vegans, & environmentalists.

"Gaia weeps when you cut down a tree and it's murder when you eat anything that has a mother."
"Wow, that's the worst case of Crippling Empathy I've seen in a while."

by Wood Dragon 2 October 23, 2008

Equal Opportunity Employer

A rather classy way to say someone is Bisexual; A preferred alternative to the rather confusing and outdated phrase "swings both ways" .
Can be abbreviated as "E.O.E." when further discretion is needed.

I don't understand how you could only date women Jim. Personally, I'm an equal opportunity employer.

by E.O.E. December 26, 2010

The Vaktovian Empire

The glorious empire under the reign of Emperor Vaktus. Any upholders of Vaktovia are regarded to as Vaktovians. Anyone belonging to The Vaktovian Empire is highly regarded based of off their highly valued traits.

The greatest empire to ever conquer? The Vaktovian Empire.

by GloryToThem July 7, 2020

empress of rap

Empress of rap commonly known as cardi b. Earned her title by being one of the most successful rappers of all time

Don’t be mad that cardi b is the empress of rap.

by Cute bardi April 5, 2022

Empowered

A term used primarily for women with little to no self-worth to improve their own view of themselves. A slogan about women that is supposed to give them 'strength' and 'courage' rather than taking ahold of themselves and being responsible for themselves in an attempt to blame others for their 'suppression'.

As a woman, I felt empowered by another women who could chew gum and get married at the same time!

by IGotOne February 11, 2021