scrambled eggs

It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.

Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?

Person 1: True dat!

Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?

Person 1: It was delicious.

by K-Pax December 29, 2005

Ham and eggs

A nickname for penis and testicles.

That ball hit me right in the ham and eggs.

by Sipple September 24, 2006

Full Egg

The name given for completely filling the toilet bowl with bubbles while urinating.

I pissed so hard and so long that I made a full egg.

by TheDogg December 9, 2008

Free Egg

What every male or female entrepreneur should hold upon their head and attempt to sell by asking someone if they want it before becoming successful businessmen or businesswomen. Usually, this is done with a sign that says "Free Egg?"

"Hallo, sir! Free egg?"

by Its_a_C April 27, 2006

Uncooked Egg

Refers to a cute girl who's body looks good in clothes but awful naked.

For example, when you crack an uncooked egg into a pan, the whites and yolks go everywhere you don't want them to go. You want the yolk in the middle, but it just keeps running all over. A girl is an uncooked egg if you think her lady bits will go all over the second her clothes come off.

Guy 1: I can't tell if I'd bang her or not...sometimes she looks real good.

Guy 2: Don't waste your time bro, she's a total uncooked egg.

by BigDogXXIX October 14, 2011

Potato Egg

A visible booger in someone's nose.

You have a potato egg, you should go to the bathroom to fix that one.

by Trini Papentoya April 15, 2009

long egg

an egg that is long

It takes a long chicken to make a long egg.

by Long egg of the lost February 6, 2018