douchebooking

The act of describing, in embarrassing detail, your personal DRAMA on the Walls of Facebook - much to the discomfort of all your "Friends."

Posting things on your Wall such as "OMG! How could you douchebook on me?" or "You're a big slut and I never want to see you again! Welcome to being douchebooked" or "He's such an asshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or How could you cheat on me with that whore. I'm so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry-ass, vague, attention demanding thing like I'm so depressed. This is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. Attention whores tend to douchebook a lot.

by no douchebooking! May 1, 2010

Douchebaggy behavior

behaving like a douchebag.
idiotic behavior.
behaving in "asheghane" manner. (ashegh in farsi is a person who has lost himself and behaves in douchy manner).
behaving like chanty.
behaving like Ahmadinejad

douchebaggy behavior is to behave like Ahmadinejad.

by Arshopetrix September 19, 2009

Douchebachery

The art of combining many Douche Bag moves into a grouping across more than two Douche Bags. Includes Douche Bag actions toward friends, family and even strangers.

Those two have really shown some Douchebachery tonight between their many Douche Bag actions

by steveo242 September 29, 2009

Douchebag

A boy (not a man) that believes that he is better than everybody else in everyway possible, especially in sports, when in fact he is mediocre to terrible at evrything he does....except being a douchebag.

Douchebag: "Im an athlete, and just to reinforce the fact that Im an athlete I wear an Oakland ATHLETICS hat all the time."

Everybody else in room: "DOUCHEBAG!!!!!"

by Howiefeltersnatch69 June 9, 2011

gangrenous douchebag

any one of a number of writers and anchors at FoxNews

That lying bastard Sean Hannity is just a gangrenous douchebag.

by the HEmaster January 1, 2009

Dillywaddle Douchebag

Some one who is like a douchebag but is different from the others. Who has more douchebagness than a normal one

Corey sure is a dillywaddle douchebag!!

by TomCruiseLover April 10, 2009

Academic Douchebag

That one student that sits either in the front or the back of the classroom who raises their hand in class only to show off his/her knowledge on the topic at hand not to appear smart, but to put others efforts down, hence making themselves look good. Also paired with bogarting the professor's time at the end of class to share asinine facts and figures instead of asking questions and leaving like the rest of the class.

Student 1 (to professor in class): I wasn't too sure about what the book meant by the reference to the "South" in chapter two; I think it means (enter answer). Could you please explain?

Professor: Interesting point Student 1.

Academic Douchebag: (To student 1) Actually professor, I believe the answer to that question was actually answered in the footnotes in chapter one. It doesn't really mean THAT, it means (academic douchebaggey answer)

by ohemgeee February 12, 2010