Drug dealer

A true bottom-feeder and a criminal. Equivalent in stature to a child molester. A person who profits off of other people's sufferings. A drug dealer won't sell it to his mom. He won't sell it to his sister. But, he'l sell it to his friends out on the street.

Drug dealers, on average, only manage to keep selling for 2-3 years before they are either arrested, murdered, or quit.

by Walking Tall April 23, 2007

Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.

“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”

by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022

Swag Dealer

A person who considers themselves to have so much Swag that they start to sell their Swag Points for items of value, usually money.

Dealer: Hay do you want to buy some Swag?
Buyer: How much?
Dealer: 100 Points for £5
Buyer: Not a bad deal... I'll buy 500 Points!

Later...

Buyer: Hay I bought some Swag Points from this Swag Dealer earlier, they were giving a good rate too!
Buyer's Friend: I might have to buy some too!

by dehman April 9, 2013

landing the deal

to finish engaging in sex

"Before we landed the deal he ran out on me."

by Siddalee February 7, 2003

That's the Good Deal

getting even with someone who has down you wrong, screwing over an establishment or management.

Ronnie: What happened with that girl who cheated on you?

Stefan: I told her parents she gave me the clap.

Ronnie: That's the Good Deal.

by impostirevil January 19, 2010

Sore Dick Deal

An excellent deal. "You can't beat it."

AJ: "I just saw a truck sitting out in a field and payed the farmer $650 for it. Started right up!"

JT: "Damn, that's a sore dick deal!"

by Mournful3ch0 June 12, 2021

deal

An endearing way to address one's friend; most often used in urban settings. syns: money, g, b, home skillet, negro

"He seemed to ignore, I said be for real/ She's not even worth it, to go raw deal"
-Ghoshface Killah

by Scalabrini March 3, 2004