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Double decker

When a guy is peeing in a urinal while another is peeing in between his legs. (In a heterosexual manner)
Hey bro, we both have to pee and there’s only one urinal. Let’s hit a double decker
by Maddoxault September 7, 2023
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Moby Dicked

When you swallow a dick while giving them a blow job, can't get it back out again, and die.
"He Moby dicked her. She couldn't breath but he didn't know until it was too late."
by SirZoby September 20, 2023
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Whiskey-Ducked

Verb (past tense)

1) To be exceptionally braggadocios prior to suffering a humiliating defeat

2) To perform demonstrably better than a competitor, yet see that competitor advance in your place
1) Man, we thought we had that tournament in the bag but we got Whiskey-Ducked. Better luck next year, I guess

2) Dude, how did I get Whiskey-Ducked out a spot in the elite 8?! I won two more games than Kevin!
by comgrad24 September 21, 2023
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Deamon dicked

Occurs during sleep paralysis when a Deamon literally takes out his dick and fucks you in the ass and face.
Wyatt: “Hey Clayton FUCK YOU”!
Clayton: “I hope you get Deamon Dicked tonight”!
Wyatt: Dude that’s fucked
by Alanthecreator October 2, 2023
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Ultra Decker

Wedging yourself between the top of a public restroom stall and the ceiling and then shitting into the toilet below.

Its like the next evolution of taking an Upper Decker.
Look out below! I'm taking an Ultra Decker!!
by Paul McFartney January 16, 2024
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Upper Decker

When you take a huge dump into the water tank, hence the name upper decker.

Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.

1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.

2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.

3. Profit
Man, that dude Jim was so mean last night. I can't wait to see the look on his face once he finds out about the Upper Decker Moldy Edition TM I did to his upstairs toilet
by PT118 May 4, 2024
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Dirty dicked

When a female has unprotected sex with a male who doesn't know she very recently had unprotected sex with a different male who's cum is still inside of her.
I hooked up with this guy last night and he finished hella quick. I was still horny so I stopped by my exes house. He's an asshole but fucks me good. He deserves to be dirty dicked.
by Bust'nNuts May 29, 2024
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