crusty fedora

The worn out asshole of a Dutch male prostitute after a busy weekend in Amsterdam.

Did you see Remko’s Crusty Fedora? He must’ve pulled a train last night.

by Buford C Cabhash March 3, 2024

Crusty

1. Hard outer layer.
2. Irritable.
3. Murdoc Niccals

1. The crust of the pie.
2. The crusty old man.
3. Murdoc Niccals is the definition of crusty.

by byleriscannon:) October 23, 2022

Crunchy crusty Tracey

Crunchy crusty Tracey, is a dumb mole with 3 ID's, under :
Tracy
Tracie
Tracey

Crunchy crusty Tracey is a dumb mole with 3 ID's. What else can I say.

by J Wilfon August 26, 2020

musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.

Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."

by i like ur mom March 26, 2022

Crusty

Not good looking

Molly is crusty

by StrikerZ November 21, 2019

Crusty MUN

Crusty MUN is a general term to describe delegates, typically from the Midwest who exhibit any, but not limited to, the following behaviors: asking you to get lunch opening night, having a black backpack with loose papers in it, a not properly tied tie, wearing a pantsuit, having serial killer handwriting

If a delegate exhibits traits of both Crusty MUN and Sweaty MUN, they are part of a rare group called Sticky MUN. A select variety of delegates, namely West Coast MUN and Dexter Daramali of Stevenson High School in Lincolnshire, IL, fall under this category.

DISEC is SO Crusty MUN today, half the committee voted to divide the question on a 20 clause resolution.

by sheev_palpatine May 9, 2018

Crusty Cupid

When your knuckle deep in a girl and whipe your eye and get an eye infection a day later.

I was hooking up with a girl and after I finger banged her I whipped my eye, the next day I noticed my eye was infected and realized she had given me the crusty Cupid:

by Dgomez96 January 12, 2019