a "desiree crush" is a type of crush where a person does something nice to you, and you think that they have a crush on you. it's the blatant opposite of a mike crush and a tanya crush
ex 1: that kid just held the door open for me, he totally likes me. he's desiree crushin'
ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me
ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me
by snootch87 August 19, 2008
Get the desiree crush mug.Noun. A platonic love that one man has for another man. Usually characterized by good-natured competitiveness or the ability to hold very different views yet still behave as close friends through mutual respect.
by Duncan Sadat July 12, 2005
Get the man crush mug.1. An attraction for someone not unlike a regular crush, but only on the physical side
2. A person one wants to be involved with on a purely sexual basis
2. A person one wants to be involved with on a purely sexual basis
1. Man, I think i've got a sex crush on that girl...
2. That hot chick in the tight top? Yeah, she's my sex crush
2. That hot chick in the tight top? Yeah, she's my sex crush
by Huyurugu June 12, 2011
Get the Sex Crush mug.A two word emotional expression regarding a healthy libido, often used in the wine sales industry when asked about one's current status.
Question: How's it been going? Answer: Dude, I've just been crushing poon, bro. Crushing it. banging nailing screwing
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When someone is on the clock at work, and their basically doing anything and everything possible to keep busy ONLY its so dead that working harder makes no difference and the manager have their heads way too far up their asses to care.The opposite of fucking the dog.
Regal Floor Manager: Has anyone seen the doorman?
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.
by Coletreezy September 3, 2009
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