Tony Crisco

Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.

Well, Tony crisco is out for a couple weeks, can’t work out, can’t bench press, his skins shedding.

by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025

ping crimson

when someone's ping is so bad they start teleporting ahead of time like some dickhead

person1: wdym my ping is bad? it's good, ur just lying.
person2: bro you're mf'ing ping crimson

by Enzal1a June 9, 2025

A Date with Cristofori

When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.

Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.

Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.

by memusic March 12, 2012

Pulling off a pereira cristo

Using waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much air to sing a

Wow that guy is pulling off a pereira cristo... he must a raging homosexual.

by piners November 4, 2019

dropped the crimson

a person which works the fact they went to a US ivy league university and/or Standford into any conversation.

Sorry, I don't understand. Oh I see. Uh, at Harvard we call them "concentrations." - Toofer, 30Rock.

As a pleb, Toofer dropped the crimson in the previous statement.

by buttaelicious April 9, 2021

Archon's Crimson

Crimson Fox, known as Verkozius, is one of the members of Archon of Combat Warriors. His chosen weapons are Fireaxe, Flamberge, Odachi, and Glaive. He never fights with a shiftlock on, as his overall prowess becomes strange, random, and almost unpredictable.

His true strength remains a mystery to most people to this day, as it was never confirmed if he took any fights seriously, claimed by his victims.

"Ah, Archon's Crimson, one of CW's Legendary Fighters to exist."

by ArchonCrimson January 7, 2022

Leave like Crisco

Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.

A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.

B: Oh I think he already left.

A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.

by ShadowlessEdge November 19, 2022