Craplatic

Can Be Used To Positively Describe Any Person, Object Or Situation. Comes From Re-arranging 'Practical'.

'That Was A Craplatic Movie'.

'He Is So Craplatic'.

'What A Craplatic Day'.

by Brodster August 26, 2007

cralla

A person on ventrilo chat server who has their mic too close to the speakers causing major feedback whenever they talk.

"Man...don't be such a cralla, put some headphones on."

by Taglar Dreskk February 5, 2008

Crapler

1. A crappy stapler

The photocopier's staple function is broken. Guess I have to go back to using the crapler.

by Deep (just a guy) October 23, 2008

cawleen

to have nutealla all over your face

Clark: Dude, what the fuck is he doing?
John: He is pulling a cawleen, man.
Joe: *Puts nutella all over his face*
Clark: No homo.

by devour! February 19, 2009

cradleable

Cray-dull-a-bull. An adjective that describes when one fits well in the toned arms of another. The tailor fitted lover is of proper size and shape to suit and adapt well with the other involved counterpart participant.
Synonym: snuggly like a glove/condom

wife, you are so cradleable...

by becks of forever October 18, 2008

cradletot

Cradletot is a common nickname for the act of bathing Gandhi (or any of his desecndants/followers) in a large bath of Indian mujitnos more commonly known as "tater tots" at a specified "sacred spot" in the Mojave desert in order to cleanse the body and soul of evil spirits before a hunger strike. Afterwards the "cradled" would continue to consume the "tots" as part of his/her last meal.

Bob is busy right now. He is engaged in a cradletot.
Dude, we totally jus cradletotted that guy.
Cradletots are cool.

by Phil the Philanthropist September 7, 2009

cradle kill

a 20 year old dating a 15 year old from 4 hours away and is totally wrapped up in her, also tries to get guts from her knowing that she is only 15.

Chris McPeters is such a cradle kill. Remeber that time he was a cradle kill. That whole summer he was acting like a cradle kill. Yeah thats the guy. To be cradle killed visit Neilson room 410.

by bread infection December 8, 2009