talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

fairly close friends

When a girl doesn't want to be with you, but wants you to continue prioritizing her because let's be honest, you're the pussy who cares more about her, and she likes knowing she matters to someone, and will use that to come around you when no one is around for her. You know almost everything about her and you're always there for her, while she knows nothing of you and john snow. This woman is a smart,heartless, blue eyed creature that knows not to call you bestfriend because she doesn't want you to invest this much dedication into another girl cause she wont be special anymore and will self pity that she doesnt matter anyways. Plus, lets be honest she doesnt want to give you all that fucking time either. She doesn't care to know you because you do all the caring in loving her.

"I consider us fairly close friends."

by Fairly close friends July 28, 2016

closet eater

A fat person who in public eats little, but gorges themselves in private.

Joe is really fat, but I never see him eating more than a salad. He must be a closet eater.

by philsphan88 March 16, 2008

the leading cause of divorce in america

HALO.

Lauren - "so tell me your thoughts on this game, halo."
Tanner - "Halo = the leading cause of divorce in America."

by laurendino June 30, 2008

Close Minded Asshats

The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.

Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.

If you do you are a close minded asshat.

(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)

by DenTheHalfNorwegianWarrior May 31, 2010

closet fairy

A homosexual person who is still "in the closet" or not ready to reveal that s/he prefers members of his or her own gender.

Boy 1: Dude, John keeps looking at me in the locker room
Boy 2: Yea, he's such a closet fairy. He should just come out, already

by Robby Fitz December 7, 2006

Closed-Minded

The average Conservative or Liberal.

Conservative: You are the pinnacle of evil and stupidity, you Liberal hippie!

Liberal: At least I don't bash anyone who disagrees with me!

Conservative: You don't do anything! You're so closed-minded!

Liberal: Your closed-minded!

by Tenikov August 18, 2011