closeafuckingnough

The phrase ‘close enough,’ but with and angry enthusiastic word in between

Girl 1: “Don’t you end work at 11”
Girl 2: “No, 10:30”
Girl 1: “ Closeafuckingnough!”

by FatPig105 August 17, 2021

Clops

A woman’s labia that contain such girth and such length as to obtain such distance from the pelvis that they clap along the ground with such vigor as to create the sound of a horse galloping heartily through the desert creating the classic “clippity-clop-clipity-clips” sound. The phrase began in 1873 as “the clippity-clops” when one Victorian gentleman would say to another “I received the syphilis from a woman with the clippity clops” and was abbreviated over time into “the clops” and later reduced to simply “clops”.

I tell you Burt, her clops were bouncing around like she had slinkies attached to her pubis.

by Jamyson Coraline Chribstopher August 25, 2021

clognitive thinking

Trying to think while confused.

Joe: hey Timmy you gonna bungee jump or not?
Timmy: I don't know I'm clognitive thinking about it.

by rastufus September 9, 2021

closeaway

When someone is close but far away

Mike is closeaway

by RedTheShiba September 21, 2021

close-ish

A word Niamh uses when describing her relationship with Mal.

'Kinda sad I didn't get closer to her in primary',
'But we are still close-ish'.

by Wik :) October 4, 2021

Cloglet

A small yet annoying cloggage.

Fuck me! It's a cloglet, run!8

by Sunrise Redeemer October 10, 2021

Clog

To fill a location with a large group of people, usually of the same friend group.

Mark: “Are we going to the bars tonight?”
Max: “Yeah we should clog that bar on 6th street.”

by Poopoopoo45 November 4, 2021