chode face

1. Somebody who makes a complete ass out of themselves
2. Somone who is really dumb
3. Someone who looks ugly
4. When someone fuck's up your shit
5. Acting very stupid around hot chicks
6. To demolish property

That chode face tried to fuck my car up.
That chode face thinks he's the shit.
He chode Faced that bitch.

by Adam Ohman September 5, 2006

Chode

Means fuck. means to go fuck your self many bandos use this word because they are scared of the teacher.

You mother chode!

by pie crap March 17, 2009

Chode

A Penis wider than it is long. Anyone who acts like a moron or is simply retarded.

A girl named Borah is a chode.

by Schlongalaong October 21, 2010

Chode

Chode:a penis that is shorter than it is wide

My boyfriend wants me too suck his chode

by Enegizer bunny May 15, 2009

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Also a nickname for anyone named Chloe, Cody, Coby, etc. It turns into Chodey.

"Hey look that person looks like a chode!"

"Hey Chodey how's it going?"

by Tbuhd May 4, 2010

Chode Belt

A chode so wide that it can extend around a man's waist

joe: hey phil did you jack off yesterday?
phil: naw dude, i gotta chode belt
joe: EW DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!!!

by billie boy May 10, 2014

Chode Cloak

A Chode Cloak is when a mans stomach fat covers his penis and he cannot see it....

#1 My chode cloak is so big i haven't seen my dick in years!!!
#2 With the help of bills recent diet his chode cloak has increasingly reduced in size allowing him a full view of his magic stick

by Jenny Tayla May 11, 2010