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Crank Cave

The room (bedroom commonly) of a lonely, depressed, young adult male who masturbates aggressively and often.
Jack is off to the Crank Cave again.
by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024
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cave

If you don't understand something that has been happening since caveman time/prehistoric periods/the dawn of man.
by Emperorwearsnoclothes April 23, 2021
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Goon Cave

A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.
Yo! I’m going to the goon cave!
by dylf2025 July 27, 2025
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Cave

Short for caveman. A caucasian person.
You’re giving cave.

Theses cave people are getting on my nerves.
by Prestonnos July 23, 2022
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Cave Bro

Primarily used by hetro cis men, a cave bro refers to people who have shared the same sexual partner.
Damn dawg, you hooked up with Janelle too? Guess we are cave bros now.
by en grassant September 29, 2021
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Vape Cave

When one puts a blanket over their head to block airflow in order to do cool vape tricks.
“Yo wanna get under the vape cave? I want to show you my ghost”
by misss910 February 21, 2024
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Cave Gremlin Arc

Becoming a room dweller when there is nothing else to do.
Start your cave gremlin arc. Live in your dark room and hiss and scuttle away when you see any light other than your lamp or phone screen. Begin gremlinmaxxing. Eat your mac&cheese straight out of the pot, don't bother putting it in a bowl. Never sleep, just become a more skinny and agile version of the revolting slob from crashbox.
by ItsTheNatShack October 7, 2024
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