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1) a small heavyweight sphere usually made of iron or lead that was shot out of a cannon in the colonial days
2)when you jump into a pool and curl up in a ball tucking your knees to your chest and wrapping your arms around your legs resulting in a big ass mutha fuckin splash(the wimp ass pussy version is when you plug your nose with one hand and you hold your legs with one arm
3) when the male,or chick with dick, sites donw on a chair, sofa, carseat etc. and the female ,or gay male, curls up in a cannonball as you would in a pool(see deff. #2) and bounces up and down on the very erect dick normally taking it up the ass
1) a small heavyweight sphere usually made of iron or lead that was shot out of a cannon in the colonial days
2)when you jump into a pool and curl up in a ball tucking your knees to your chest and wrapping your arms around your legs resulting in a big ass mutha fuckin splash(the wimp ass pussy version is when you plug your nose with one hand and you hold your legs with one arm
3) when the male,or chick with dick, sites donw on a chair, sofa, carseat etc. and the female ,or gay male, curls up in a cannonball as you would in a pool(see deff. #2) and bounces up and down on the very erect dick normally taking it up the ass
ex. 1) holy shit! fred just got his dick blown off by a cannonball
ex. 2)Person 1: hey why is my towel wet?
Person 2: some fatass did a cannonball of the high dive and nearly drained the pool!
ex. 3)on the way to New York my girlfriend gave me a cannonball
ex. 2)Person 1: hey why is my towel wet?
Person 2: some fatass did a cannonball of the high dive and nearly drained the pool!
ex. 3)on the way to New York my girlfriend gave me a cannonball
by mi nevets March 4, 2007
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A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016
Get the Bass Cannon mug.When a vagina is loaded with a blunt object (usually a large dildo), and the blunt object is launched at a high velocity due to pressure buildup from a powerfull queef. May also be used with an alaskan pipeline
She hit me in the dome with her snatch-cannon
by arr1029384756 March 26, 2011
Get the snatch-cannon mug.1. A monicker for the FN FAL (Fusil Automatique Léger), a Belgian gun used since the 1950s. Its status as the "Fail Cannon" stems from its use in the first person shooter Modern Warfare 2. The gun is the only assault rifle in the game that is neither automatic nor three round burst, and sports a much smaller clip and horrible iron sights. As a result of these deficiencies, the gun typically fires fail towards enemies. Some really good players use it as a personal handicap to keep the game challenging for themselves.
2. Any object not suitable to the task it is being used for.
2. Any object not suitable to the task it is being used for.
Spectator: How did you just go 4 and 18 on Highrise? Oh...you were using the fail cannon, I should have known.
Guy who needs help: Can you help me hammer this nail into the wall?
Guy #2: Yeah, try trading in that fail cannon for a real hammer.
Guy who needs help: Can you help me hammer this nail into the wall?
Guy #2: Yeah, try trading in that fail cannon for a real hammer.
by Interlocutor May 1, 2011
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