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battery operated boyfriend (bob)

Name for a Vibrator, generally if the woman is too ugly to get a guy.
sally's to ugly for a real guy, she'll have to settle with a battery operated boyfriend for the rest of her life
by Joe Canadian April 6, 2005
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boyfriend

a person that you supposidly love, supposidly loves you.. then cheats on you with your best friend.
"he used me, he's my boyfriend"
by ....... October 22, 2003
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boyfriend

Someone that your best friend hates. but you choose your boyfriend over her. and then when you break-up you go crawling back about so and so broke you heart.
can we just talk, my boyfriend just broke up with me. can we just be friends again?
by courtney November 24, 2004
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boyfriend

useless, except for that one thing that hangs in between his legs which can be mass produced in every shape color and size and found at nearest sex shop or ordered by internet. yes. useless is right ;reason why women are so bitchy
Meet my new boyfriend mr. dildo.
by MERCEDESs July 6, 2007
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boyfriend

1. Man who's dick you suck so he won't dump you.

2. Man who you do laundry, cook, and clean for so he won't dump you.

3. Man who you sit next to on the couch while he's watching Playboy shows on tv and pretend you're having fun so he won't dump you.

4. Man who you're not exactly sure why you care if he dumped you but you do.
I dont understand why we all want to have a boyfriend. but we do.
by collegekid153 January 16, 2009
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Boyfriends' butt

A male's bum hole that is so loose from being pounded by another man's erect penis that when passing wind an echoing wind noise is made.
Whooosh or pheewwww or haaaaaaa or breeeebb

"Wow Tim, you have a serious case of boyfriends' butt"
by BoyfriendButtocks May 17, 2009
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boyfriend

A male who needs sex constantly and has nothing better to do than fuck with one womans head, and screw the rest of them. In other words, a male who doesnt want to communicate but does want unlimited sex without feeling like a man-whore
So I guess he's my boyfriend, he said she didn't mean anything to her.
by SALI48 August 8, 2006
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