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Better Friday

The friday after Good Friday, where you can actually do all the things you gave up for Lent, that you wish you could have done on Good Friday, but had to wait to do on Better Friday.
I cant wait till Better Friday. Then, I can actually climax inside the broad i find tonight.
by da ho April 2, 2010
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battery interuptis

When the battery in your adult toy runs out mid intercourse and you are forced to interupt the session to search for a new battery.
Bill; "how was your weekend Tim?"
Tim: "it was awsome, except for that darned battery interuptis"
by jake678 April 25, 2010
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Betterestest

When you are Better than better you are Betterest and when you are better than that... You are Betteretest
Carla Gordon is the Betterestest looking
by Wellytron September 30, 2010
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Better than a good night kiss

When a guy has anal sex with a girl and when he is about to finish, she finishes him with her mouth.
A friend said that they received a notice from their daughter's high school warning about a speading bacterial mouth infection. It started when 4 girls started anti biotics after being diagnosed with a bacterial mouth infection.

The school sent the note home to be proactive.

It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"

Anal with an oral finish! ATM
by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011
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Bitterball

"Bouncing" the Bitterball is to repeatedly email or text a friend, complaining about a recent breakup or betrayal. It usually involves "defriending" and painful details of cruel or hateful acts on the part of the "other half" of the breakup.
Sorry for bouncing the Bitterball at you again - but she just defriended me on FB and dumped more of my stuff on the front lawn! Can she hate me any MORE?
by Syntaxpolice July 18, 2012
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batterykens

1. n. People who drive totally electric cars; usually forward thinkers, hippies, etc.

2. n. Trend followers, avant garde novelists etc. , often derisive.

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Nice car. You batterykens are sure coming out of your closet-sized garages.

You're saying that because our garages are so small right?
by hardyharhar1 March 14, 2013
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bitter tits

Bitter tits is usually when someone is all uppity and bent out of shape about something for a dumb reason or even a valid reason. This can specially apply to females since they usually get angry over very trivial and dumb shit, but this phrase is not gender specific and can be used for any situation that calls for it.
Melvin: "Hey, look at that dog shitting in my laundry hamper?"
Larry: "Don't get all bitter tits about it, at least it's the dirty clothes hamper!"
by Eldis May 21, 2015
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