Bioshocker

Bioshocker: insert the shocker, and twist like a drill. (VRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM)

Stacy ended up in the hospital after her big daddy gave her the Bioshocker. It really wasn't pretty.

by ImrIbubbles July 2, 2011

Birthday Wash

When someone's Facebook profile is flooded with happy birthdays on their birthday, making any other posts on their profile impossible to find.

"Man, did you see what Dom posted on your wall?"
"Nah, dude. It was lost in the birthday wash."

by Swagabond October 22, 2011

birthday boob

Australian tradition where the birthday boy must see boobs on his birthday, or he will be haunted by bad luck for the next year.

Simon didn't get any birthday boob, so didn't get into college the following year.

by greenacres9741893 July 6, 2015

Urban Biathlon

Far more accessible than the winter and summer Olympic Biathlons, an Urban Biathlon is riding a bicycle 10 miles, stopping at a batting cage for 20 pitches, and then repeating 4 times, for a total 50 mile ride and possible 100 hits. Lowest time and highest number of hits wins.

My friends and I got drunk on Saturday afternoon and invented the urban biathlon, biking dangerously through traffic, and then hitting things at the local baseball batting cage. I ended up finishing in 3 hours with 70 hits, but my friend Anne won with 2 hours 50 minutes and 71 hits. Suck!

by MaoTseDan August 28, 2007

Rugged Biotch

A guy who wears cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. He's a tough guy and won't give up on a certain girl. He will keep trying until she finally marries him (This is because he knows she hates commitment, but they are perfect for each other). He usually has some facial hair and probably one tattoo. He's also very loving but not sappy in any way.

Kellie: You're going to marry him, he's a Rugged Biotch
Amiee: No i'm not, i'm not getting married.
Kellie: yeah right, you've been saying that since college, remember the big wedding you want from your parents though?

by ctrl+shift+8 January 9, 2009

nedlog birthday

"nedlog" golden backwards nedlog birthdays are birthdays with your golden birthday number switched around. nedlog birthdays are mostly for people who were to young to enjoy their golden birthday.

i don't really remember my golden birthday since i was born on the 2nd but this year i turn 20 so im having an awesome nedlog birthday party.

by NRHsteezy March 4, 2008

absolute birthday

when something is just so amazingly hooby groovy

you're out and about drinking some san gria when suddenly this total guapa/guapo comes up dancin in yo face and you're all like 'omfg this is an ABSOLUTE BIRTHDAY'

by Judith merryweather-trot March 11, 2008