capsule beaner

someone who tans so often that they begin to become a permanent brown and they look like that of a mexican.

person 1:hey i've been tanning alot latley
person 2: yah i can tell you freggin capsule beaner

by z-trip April 25, 2009

beaner

A lazy Mexican immigrant.

Wow, look at that beaner, just scratching his nutsack.

by Disillusioned Hippie November 15, 2006

Beaver Shit

A shit so monstrous in size that it falls across the opening of the toilet, and prevents anything but the water from going down. Much like a beaver will dam a river by felling a tree across it.

Salman just took such a huge beaver shit, that he had to break up the log with a pencil, just to get everything to flush.

by Grundle123 February 25, 2009

big beaver

big beaver is a town in beaver county pa... it is pretty much quite its out in the country alot of small farms and more beaver then any were esle in this side of the state... no really there a new strip club (there was a rub and tub but it got busted) a adult book store with live girls, and last a swingers club all with in a .25 miles... the name fits well..

you going to that new titty bar out in big beaver tonite?

by the big beav October 13, 2009

beaner

(if female) usually pregnant at a young age, fat, and ugly

Oh fuck dude....you see that ugly beaner chick over there?
Yea, she looks hella fat
Naw, shes just pregnant

by Chris P. Weiner July 28, 2008

smashing beavers

When a chick is grinding, rubbing, and thrusting her beaver (pussy) against her lesbian (bi-curious?)partner's beaver. Term "smashing beavers" is used when this activity becomes quite aggresive and smashing occurs between clitori in order to facilitate maximum stimulation.

The nonverbal signal for this is to make a "Spock" gesture with both hands, and smash the crux of the V's together.

Tiffany and Veronica started out slowly rubbing their vaginas together on my couch, but as they both neared climax, they got so heated up that they began smashing beavers. I could hear it from the kitchen!

or

I make the smashing beavers sign with my hands everytime I see lesbians to denote what their favorite activity is to my friends.

by ADyBl January 18, 2006

beaner rag

A beaner rag is a used condom that is found in the dirt, a dumpster,etc.
Baner rags are manely used by the homeless or mexicans(beaners).

Huolio let me use his beaner rag so that i could have a turn at it.

by Ihava Hugh Jass November 27, 2007