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Bearded Nipples

by ThomasOshady September 5, 2015
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boner beard

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.
by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018
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Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.
He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.
by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020
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beard moisturizer

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing
She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed
by KingTrice June 13, 2017
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Charlie Beard

a '90s-style stubble beard popularized by the Party of Five character Charlie Salinger
Hey man, screw growing a moustache in Movember... I'm bringing back the Charlie Beard!
by Everezo November 11, 2014
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Snow Bearding

The homosexual act of jizzing on another man's beard followed by zig zaging your dick through it.
"I went snow bearding last night and I think there is some Spunk still in here
by Nextode January 26, 2016
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Hang Beard

1) Similar to a hangnail, but in your beard; an ingrown beard hair.

2) Any hair sticking out from your beard and causing annoyance
Girlfriend: Are you done in the bathroom yet?

Guy: Hold on, I have a hang beard.
by darthrishun January 2, 2015
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