fried-cat-balls

those little crunchy white things they serve in chinese resturaunts with everything.

Susie ate the fried cat balls with her Pu PU platter thinking they were some sort of vegetable.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

fried chicken lovers

being racist when your drunk

I'm a drunk nigga, here with my fellow fried chicken lovers, meg and jenna, sipping on some grape soda... currently waiting for compton ass terry.

by Get off your knees March 04, 2007

Fried Bear Claw

The result of a woman with an excess of outer labia dipping the lips into a vat of boiling oil and then rolling the lips in powdered sugar, much like making a funnel cake.

I tried to eat Tammy's fried bear claw but it was too greasy and powdery for my taste.

by The BBBP's July 11, 2008

deep fried asshole

The result of putting your ass in a deep fryer.

Mike got a pretty nasty deep fried asshole from that accident last week.

by Wartorn Weasel October 10, 2013

Fries with your eyes

Staring at someone you find attractive in your rear view mirror while at the drive thru.

Bob and I were at the drive thru and I noticed he was gettin fries with his eyes. I then asked bob, "are you getting fries with your eyes man?" i wanted to see so i turned around and saw this beautiful blonde.

by Corey the Great February 26, 2009

Russian Fried Chicken

The act of one having sex with a chicken before killing, cooking, and eating the chicken.

I can't wait to get home tonight, i'm having Russian Fried Chicken!

by Panada February 19, 2009

Natural Cut Fries

The same as regular french fries except the potato skin is left on them, so that they appear to be higher quality than they actually are or more healthy than they really are. Many fast food companies are switching to natural cut fries in an attempt to raise sells such as Wendy's and Hardee's.

Guy: I'm going to Wendy's to get some natural cut fries. They are using sea salt now too.
Girl: Boy, a sucker is born every day.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 10, 2010