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bacteremia

A disease in which bacteria enter the blood like vampires and fuck with it, turning it into soup and killing the immune system.
Did you hear about ----? I heard she caught Bacteremia. Damn that bitch was fucked.
by bat shit fucking insane January 29, 2010
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Banter-wagon

Another term for a bus, used mainly when returning from the pub/parties.

Can also be used to describe a hot new ride.
1) "The wheels on the Banter-wagon go round and round..."

2) "We run 'em over in our Banter-wagon!"

3) "Going cruising in the Banter-wagon then?
by KingFreshie February 20, 2011
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Bantercard

A metaphorical device used to educate someone on what is good and bad banter. A person is "awarded" a certain number of bantercards, and their aim is to keep as many as possible for as long as possible. Bantercards are taken away when a person produces inappropriate, poorly timed or just downright strange banter, and awarded in the cases where people are made to laugh and generally enjoy the input given.
When the bantercard count reaches zero, a forefeit to be decided as a collective by the members of the group should be decided upon and administered, unless a bantercard is re-awarded between the removeal of the final bantercard and the initiation of the forefeit.
Person 1: "That's what she said!"

Person 2: "That isn't funny in the slightest. I shall remove a bantercard for that - how many are you on now?

Person 1: "4 I think."
by R3G1C1D3 April 26, 2011
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'banter train'

A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.
Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?

*Enter Lad 3*

Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!
by Arbie H November 27, 2013
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bantercool

Somebody who has superb banter and is really, really cool.
Darwin: "Like, OMG Alice, have you seen that guy over there? He's so bantercool!!"

Alice: " I know right, he's super cool and full of banter."

Attenborough: "I agree guys, he is definitely, what I would biologically describe as being, bantercool."
(If David Attenborough and Charles Darwin think you have evolved to be one of the rare specimens of Bantercool then you are amazing and all known as Alice worldwide, especially those residing in Romford, will from this day forward refer to you a bantercool.)
by biogeog2013 December 29, 2014
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baeter

the combination of the words bae and better. it means to have a better bae than someone else.
"jenny is so my bae"
"craig is baeter"
"wtf does that mean"
"look it up on urban dictionary"
by hair dryer April 21, 2015
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Banter Patrol

A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.
Shit man the banter patrol is here!
by mexican May 27, 2015
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