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The Bachelor

The worst show on television. A show of no value and one that propogates the ridiclousness of "reality" tv
by Godballer January 5, 2011
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emo basher

someone who beats the living shit out of any emo because of utter dislike and righteous hate for the genre. usually a metalhead, because metal rules, and emos are just fags that cut themselves for attention!!
emo kid-im gonna go cut myself because my gf dumped me for a real man!
emo kid#2-i bet it was one of those metalheads..
**emo basher-fuck yeah u fucking faggots!
**cuts emos w/ their own blade**
bwahahaha
by spaztichesher January 9, 2008
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666th base

Sex with the devil.
In hell.
Guy 1: Hey guys, guess what I did last night!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 3: I heard he got to 666th base.
Guy 1: It was totally satanic.
by The Devil Himself, Bitch November 1, 2006
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all your base are belong to us

What is appropriate to say when one reaches third base with a lady friend.
Jane: Oh, John! Ohhhhh!
Joe: All your base are belong to us!
by yohoho29 December 11, 2009
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50th base

Having sex to the point where you are so sore you can't move, then forcing yourself on top of your partner and bouncing up and down.
1st guy: "Dude I got to 50th base last night"
2nd guy: "I thought I heard you two screaming, but I had no idea."
1st guy: "Yeah I can't feel my junk now."
by Newlemming October 18, 2008
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Living room baseball

To sit naked on the living room floor in the catchers position manhandling yourself while watching any of the following; howerd stern, mtv's "the grind", "girls next door" or any edition of "girls gone wild".
Clay was playing living room baseball while watching "girls gone wild".

Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.
by Robertos Clemente February 1, 2006
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don't base your schedule around me

The cockiest thing someone can say.
Person 1: Hey, wanna play some basketball tomorrow?
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^
by bdson1993 October 30, 2009
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