If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?
But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”
Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”
Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
by jbongo September 12, 2025
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You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.
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