Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

electric bagel

An everything bagel dosed with liquid lsd.

I had eaten an "electric bagel" and was out of my mind.

by ballg December 28, 2013

Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.

Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over

by Dumass EN January 25, 2010

Taint Bagel

Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.

"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"

by JustJess1987 March 3, 2022

Painted Bagel

When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.

Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.

by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022

nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.

by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019

Beach Bagel

A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.

I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.

by Zikiro April 1, 2015