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Average Looking Mother Fucker

An Average Looking Mother Fucker is a drop shot originating in Edmonton Alberta that involves dropping a shot of raspberry vodka in the cheapest energy drink you can find. Often used to start a night after getting zombied the night before.
by JunkYardDog11 August 20, 2010
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my life is average

An average website where averagely awesome people summarize their average days/lives. These people are awesome and need not to be asked how they get to be this way. (as in, totally awesome)
go to mylifeisaverage.com to see the official site for My Life Is Average (of course, what else would it be? just, don't even ask....)
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Average friends

When two or more friends engage in average friendly banter/conversation, casually.
So there we were, just a few average friends sitting around chewing gum with some casual laughs and stock conversation topics.

Timothy: What were you up to last night, Michael?
Michael: Oh not much, just hung out with some average friends and exchanged standard, run-of-the-mill stories about generalizations.
by FWSScontact January 7, 2013
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Averger

To avoid or dodge
There are many Avergers out there.
by That Guy 6D9 April 18, 2019
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on average

A phrase used in an attempt to modify sweeping generalization into inductive argument by reducing the circumstances under which the generality might be considered false, given the semantics of averaging.
On average, goods that cost more energy to produce are better than goods that cost less energy to produce. You know, like a steak versus a salad. Or a Rolex versus a Timex. They're just better - I'm just saying - on average.
by Jethro T. October 14, 2010
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Averi

A female with a very attractive set of knee's and a warm smile. An Averi is commonly found sitting at Computer 3 in the school library. Though they may be beautiful, Averi's are deadly to most koreans. Averi's will often leap out and attack you with their sharp talons if provoked. They are found to be weak against fire and ground type pokemon, but are strong against water. Catching an Averi is no easy task, first you must lure them into a false sense of security preferably by taking off your pants. A Ultra Ball is needed in order to capture the wild Averi as she is a Legendary pokemon.
" Averi, I choose you! "
by Jordan Alatt March 15, 2008
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Captain Average

A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.

Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
by Captain Average April 2, 2009
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