Apple Muncher

The term for when one person proceeds to indulge in the eating or licking of another's asshole.

"Dude, her booty is as ample as an apple."
"Do you eat it?"
"Hell yeah I do!"
"Apple Muncher..."

by OoopsieWhoopsie July 28, 2015

Apple fans

You suck apple fans

Apple fans can't grab poop

by Food... September 25, 2019

Apple Minutes

A measurement of time which, although seeming to correspond with mankind's definition of time, is relatively unknown.

While installing Mac OS X Leopard on my Mac, I was excited to find it was only going to take another 34 minutes. Little did I know that it was 34 apple minutes and hours later I was still waiting.

by Wilsomatic March 31, 2008

apple and pairs

stairs

Cockney ryhming slang

"Im going up the apple and pairs"

by Edwide August 14, 2006

apple barrel

(noun) Nickname for a person with a gapping mouth that men could use to dip their balls (or bob for apples) in. Unlike teabagging, member must be awake.

That dude is an apple barrel, cuz he never shuts his fucking mouth

by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008

Jack Apple

a group of guy's doing stupid and sometimes dangerous stunts/pranks and film them in home-made video form, uploading them to either Youtube and/or Faebook.

The crew usually consists of teens ages 14-17. The show has three consistent members, Antony Melnichenko, David Cantwell and Andrew Tweedy.

Similar and inspired by the well known show 'Jackass'. Indecently, Jackass informs people not to mimic them.

Antony: (Flipping off the camera) This is Jack Apple!

by jackapple June 3, 2009

bad apple

1. In the classical sense: A criminal beyond rehabilitation

2. In more modern terms: The opposite of apple bottom. A butt that's beyond the point of being nice and shapely and is just plain fat.

Usages:

1. George got sentenced to a double life term in federal prison. Growing up, people always knew he was a bad apple.

2. Guy 1: Yo, have you seen Kim? She put on mad weight son.
Guy 2: Man, she's sportin' some bad apple.

by Qual May 5, 2006