Satan’s Lap

Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.

“A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”

by HoggariousridderoushammerousII January 27, 2022

Satan Incarnate

Hey! I know him!

Hym "Pfft! Satan Incarnate? What a ridiculous thing to claim to be..."

Iam "Wait, didn't you..."

Hym "Me? No! I'm not him."

by Hym Iam June 18, 2024

Satan

Satan is a king of demons he believes the bad peoples should be punished and tortured is the enemy of God and he lives is the enemy of God and he lives in hell....he runs hell

Satan will have your soul if you shoot him and become a hardcore criminal

by Diepepe October 29, 2016

Satan

A creature who is in over his head, but doesn't know it until he meets you! (From the rear)

If SATAN figures out where I'm going, it might help him to regain his once cherished HEART!

by Justin Neff January 8, 2022

satan

a big hot chonkalonk with a big ding dong

((did i mention he's hot??)

h-hey satan~ UwU~~

by hair salon December 8, 2020

satan rail

The act of Railing your significant other with such anger or fury one could question whether you are possessed by the Devil himself or other Demonic Spirit. Typical signs of Satan Railing are violent shaking of the bed, depth of penetration and the eyes of the Railee rolling up profoundly into the skull whilst holding onto the headboard

She annoyed me earlier, so when we went to bed I really Satan Railed her and got my aggression out.

by byte_574 April 18, 2024

Satan spinach

Marijuana; weed

Aye man...wanna smoke some Satan spinach?

by RollingStones72 July 30, 2017