Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.

John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

ass wipe

a wipe you use to wipe ur ass hole after crapping

Your such an ass wipe.

Thanks i love ass wipes

by joecord May 17, 2016

Wet wipe

Josh

Stop singing you wet wipe

by Thegoat16271 July 27, 2022

mog wipe

the rag used to wipe the cock splurge from your pussy hole

I shot my man mustard up her sex slit then passed her the mog wipe to mop up her putrid puss.

by N Fusion September 29, 2008

Ass wipe

man who get anal and then eats his ass XDDDDD

Nice ass wipe kyle

by CICKERAAA November 10, 2020

Wipe n' Type

When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!

I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!

by P Squiggle July 16, 2011

used wipe

When your done having sex with a condom and its all wet

Were all done with the used wipe. Let's do the real thing honey!

by REDNALLAW June 11, 2018