Jeff

an actual nonce, he usually hangs outside the primary school waiting for unsuspecting 6 years olds to be snatched from their parents. His favourite game Is probably league of legends

Roadman: oi blud who’s that dickhead?
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!

by NoStep February 9, 2022

Jeff Sanders

Someone who is a sasquatch type person. Also they are a scumbag.

I saw this guy kick a puppy. He's acting like a real Jeff Sanders today.

by Youknowitstrue! March 10, 2022

Jeff clan

The best clan in Minecraft

im in Jeff clan and my dick became smaller

by Haqqam? March 13, 2022

Jeff H

A weird little troll man who drinks too much Dr.pepper and has B.O. who can't get fired because he is a mental defective and it will make the company look bad

Guy1: Did you hear about what happened to Jeff H?
Guy2: Yeah he got beat up by a group of girls for being a weirdo in the bad part of town. Don't be a Jeff H

by Errordelete86 March 21, 2022

Mutt & Jeff

'Mutt & Jeff' is a fictional comic strip by Fisher; 'twas originally called 'A. Mutt'; for Jim Jeffries (Jeff) had not appeared yet.

George: 'Gilbert, would you like to see "Mutt & Jeff"; 'tis a bout Agustus Mutt and Jim Jeffries!'
Gilbert: 'Hey, so George, I'm supposed tuh be mean; so darn da NO!'

by A Man Whom Just Submitted March 23, 2022

Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.

Gejj Bestor? No, It's "Jeff Bezos," his name is Jeff Bezos, not fucking "Gejj Bestor"

by steakjuice September 10, 2021

Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021