I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.
by dognuts August 31, 2023
Get the Bearded Cyclopsmug. The state of a substantial beard when it's owner wakes from a deep slumber, resulting in a mass of tangled beard hairs poking out in multiple directions, somewhat resembling a tumbleweed.
by Lisarenee October 6, 2017
Get the tumble-beardmug. George Beard is the one on the right with the flat top and the tie and harold hutchins is the one on the left with the bad hair cut.
by CaptainUnderpants fan June 17, 2021
Get the george beardmug. The Bearded Marsrat is a small, rodent like animal which inhabits the deep craters and canyons of the equatorial regions of Mars. It's lifespan is 60-75 earth calendar years, although it undergoes extended periods of deep isolation in accordance with the Mars winter. As the Mars year is approx. 1.88 times the length of that on earth, the Bearded Marsrat will hibernate between 27-38 times in its life.
by Dr. Georgia F. Ake April 17, 2020
Get the Bearded Marsratmug. Kendall was impressed with Chad's Dixie beard when she lifted the hospital gown to insert a catheter.
by RUNR1980 March 31, 2019
Get the Dixie beardmug. A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
by jessesuit June 5, 2011
Get the Faux Beardmug. 1) Similar to a hangnail, but in your beard; an ingrown beard hair.
2) Any hair sticking out from your beard and causing annoyance
2) Any hair sticking out from your beard and causing annoyance
by darthrishun January 2, 2015
Get the Hang Beardmug.